"Bring 'Em On!" Bush Declares at Pancake Supper
Author: Supporters Jam Local VFW Hall
CRAWFORD (GWB) --
Surrounded by throngs of supporters chanting, "Nuke Iraq!" President Bush today
praised his "armies of compassion" for their work in delivering American
evildoers to secret military tribunals. "We've got 'em on the run," Bush
chortled, "and it's only a matter of time until Tom Daschle and the rest of his
Al Qaeda gang are completely defeated."
Bush, under fire for a high casualty count in Iraq, said he would not be
intimidated by Al Qaeda's infiltration of the Democratic Party, a development he
has long anticipated. "We'll smoke 'em out," grinned the president behind a
giant stack of red-white-and-blue pancakes, "Anyone who resists the Draft will
be treated as an Al Qaeda operative." Then, raising his voice to a shattering
crescendo to be heard over rousing cheers, he promised God's justice would be
done: "Bring 'em on!"
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